is a child and is not as tough to manage as a human one. She is easier to toilet train, mine is much smarter than all other inhabitants in the home, she understands, gives some serious unconditional loving, sleeps for 22 of 24 hours and does not back answer...silence is an option when we spend time with her!
Kids take 1 year or two to toilet train, have to have bums washed and tuition fees paid, test your patience and knowledge and can hit out right at the core into your self esteem. People generally get really upset when I compare kids to dogs but in my mind, they are one and the same. In fact, if you have two of the former, one in the latter category will help you thrive...err...survive!